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Created on 2004-11-14 18:39:35 (#5145451), last updated 2005-10-01
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Basic Info| Name: | the most difficult person to love |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-04 |
| Location: | Philippines |
BioLove is Constipation
1) When you're in love, and loved in return, you feel happy. You don't feel any discomfort. It's like a trip to the Comfort Room. You feel at ease. You even feel good.
2) When you're in love, and taken for granted, it's like having LBM. You
give out a lot and yet it even harms you. You start getting thinner, weaker, until eventually you need your support group to help you snap out of it.
3) When you're in love and you're loved in return BUT ONE/BOTH OF YOU ARE
SOMEWHAT IN DENIAL, it feels like constipation. It's there. You have something to give, but you can't. You care about crossing lines, sending the wrong signals. You don't want to assume there's something going on yet you pray night and day that the other person would shower you even the slightest affection/attention. Things don't come naturally. Either you delay it or no one wants to start it. when you’re constipated, you want it out, but it just won’t.
4) When you're having a hard time falling in love again, it's when you
spend a lot of time in the Rest Room... staring off in space.
5) When you're not in love... it's when you want to go to the bathroom and
yet you can say "it can wait"...
6)When your anthem is "i-didn't-know-i-was-looking-for-love-until-
i-found-you", things really do come when you least expect them... so be prepared.
7) When you're ecstatic over a recent memory of your loved one,
it's like singing in the bathroom while waiting for the next glory moment to come.
8) When you just courted someone and you're waiting for the
reply, beads of sweat form on your forehead... need i expound when else you feel this?
9) When you want to engage in some verbal sparring with your significant other, you really have to get it on or you'll explode any minute now. Much like when you need to release ...
10) When you're totally over that someone who broke your heart, by
all means, flush that person down the toilet.
1) When you're in love, and loved in return, you feel happy. You don't feel any discomfort. It's like a trip to the Comfort Room. You feel at ease. You even feel good.
2) When you're in love, and taken for granted, it's like having LBM. You
give out a lot and yet it even harms you. You start getting thinner, weaker, until eventually you need your support group to help you snap out of it.
3) When you're in love and you're loved in return BUT ONE/BOTH OF YOU ARE
SOMEWHAT IN DENIAL, it feels like constipation. It's there. You have something to give, but you can't. You care about crossing lines, sending the wrong signals. You don't want to assume there's something going on yet you pray night and day that the other person would shower you even the slightest affection/attention. Things don't come naturally. Either you delay it or no one wants to start it. when you’re constipated, you want it out, but it just won’t.
4) When you're having a hard time falling in love again, it's when you
spend a lot of time in the Rest Room... staring off in space.
5) When you're not in love... it's when you want to go to the bathroom and
yet you can say "it can wait"...
6)When your anthem is "i-didn't-know-i-was-looking-for-love-until-
i-found-you", things really do come when you least expect them... so be prepared.
7) When you're ecstatic over a recent memory of your loved one,
it's like singing in the bathroom while waiting for the next glory moment to come.
8) When you just courted someone and you're waiting for the
reply, beads of sweat form on your forehead... need i expound when else you feel this?
9) When you want to engage in some verbal sparring with your significant other, you really have to get it on or you'll explode any minute now. Much like when you need to release ...
10) When you're totally over that someone who broke your heart, by
all means, flush that person down the toilet.
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